| Had another mini shopping spree today stocking up on snacks again.
Maybe we'll have another movie night just pigging out and staring at the TV tomorrow XD.
I need to find a job soon... I can't survive with no income T_T.
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| Funny =D
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
(530): You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food
(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
(817): After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
(314): his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
(218): Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
(763): ew wtf
(805): we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
(702): Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
(1-702): You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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weather forecast was wrong.it was sunny today |
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Thanks so much for today.
You make me feel like my life
would be hectic as hell
without you XD
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Just when I was finally getting comfortable with this,
I had to discover something I wish I didn't know about...
隻眼開隻眼閉算了。。。
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